I just want Miley Cyrus to murder my vagina.  Nigga(s) on mah dick Oblivion.

jesussbabymomma:

my friends are telling me my taste in boys is weird???? like im a solid 5 or a 6 and im not gunna pull a 9 out of my ass so let me stay weird with my boy type

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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

1shara:

african-secret-society:

soulbrotherv2:

For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and users never need any water. Ludwick Marishane’s inspiration was a lazy friend, but his invention will be a boon to people who live in areas where clean water is in short supply. 

The gel, called Drybath, kills germs, moisturizes the skin and exudes a pleasant, light smell, unlike hand sanitizers, according to Marishane’s website, Headboy Industries.  [Continue reading.]

Image via Science History and Facts.

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Necessity is the mother of invention.

And why hasn’t this blown up yet?

oh

oh yeah

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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

1shara:

african-secret-society:

soulbrotherv2:

For people who don’t have time to bathe or access to fresh water, a South African college student has a solution: a shower gel users simply rub onto their skin. One small packet replaces one bath, and users never need any water. Ludwick Marishane’s inspiration was a lazy friend, but his invention will be a boon to people who live in areas where clean water is in short supply. 

The gel, called Drybath, kills germs, moisturizes the skin and exudes a pleasant, light smell, unlike hand sanitizers, according to Marishane’s website, Headboy Industries.  [Continue reading.]

Image via Science History and Facts.

love this

Necessity is the mother of invention.

And why hasn’t this blown up yet?

oh

oh yeah

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wes-eskimo:

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

The golden rule.

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wes-eskimo:

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

The golden rule.

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paride28:

Juno: I think I’m in love with you.

Bleek: You mean as friends?

Juno: No… I mean for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know…

Bleek: I try really hard, actually.

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paride28:

Juno: I think I’m in love with you.

Bleek: You mean as friends?

Juno: No… I mean for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know…

Bleek: I try really hard, actually.

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Anonymous:
How do u eat a girl out? Not u individually, but I mean what are the techniques? I need to know! Any advice u care to share?

mpr1m3:

Hmmm well sonce youre new id say the first thing is to eliminate fear..you must handle this with confidence..cus shes really into you should will be wet…and I mean wet.
A way to build confidence is to tease…
Gently kiss and lick her inner thighs..I mean the area closest to her flower without touching it..do that for a few minutes. Watch how excited she gets..
Then for rookies this is my best advice..
If you are a good kisser you can eat pussy…treat those lower lips like a passionate kiss…
Ease into it. Kiss the lips with no tongue first…soft wet kisses…as she responds that will determine your energy..
Slowly enter your tongue inside her and explore her..do aggressively look for her clit as it is ths most sensitive part there..once you find it. Lick it..suck it gently..play with it..
As ur woman gets more into it ao should you. Lick where she tells you to lick..go deeper…french kiss her pussy…own it.
Just dont think to hard and you will both be in for a treat.

tesa29:

celebrityministry:

kebooluv:

scandanna:

lust4life80:

President Obama saves Mrs. Obama from having a wardrobe malfunction. A true gentleman.

Oh, cause see the way my mind is set up, I saw something totally different 🙊

#this!

😂😂😂 lol

Always the protector

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tesa29:

celebrityministry:

kebooluv:

scandanna:

lust4life80:

President Obama saves Mrs. Obama from having a wardrobe malfunction. A true gentleman.

Oh, cause see the way my mind is set up, I saw something totally different 🙊

#this!

😂😂😂 lol

Always the protector

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lilthot:

it me

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